Archie's Birth Certificate

From: cosmicrf@hotmail.com

To: hampsteadgroup Date: Sat, 18 May 2019 20:18:30 +0530 Attachment: archieharrison.jpg (165 KB)

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St Anthony - revealing the truth the others can't reach

Well, I guess dear little Archie's birth certificate, like Barry Soetoro's birth certificate, had to appear sooner or later and, yer, believe it or not it was at London's super luxury Portland Hospital where the little toddler's first taste of the good life is a sip of the bubbly stuff!! Anyway, be that as it may, I don't believe a word of all this bullcr~p as Meghan Markle had only a 0-1% chance of pregnancy at 37 with the 1% having a 99% chance of miscarriage and/or deformity due to the effects of depo-provera. Anyway, as Meghan had already stated, she was prepared to have an adopted child, but as it was the royal family adoption was not an option but it was clandestinely. So, voila, all the cloak and dagger stuff all the way through the purported pregnancy with her inflatable dinghy around her waist deflating and inflating until Meghan said enough is enough and went into hiding for the remaining 2 mths of her purported pregnancy saying that she wants a home delivery with everything totally PRIVATE. Then, a day before the purported delivery she was secretly wafted away by Scotland Yard detectives to a secret location followed by an announcement by Harry at Windsor the next day that something had popped out in the early hours of Monday morning followed on Wednesday by a photo op of Meghan and the baby in which Meghan looked even more pregnant than before her alleged delivery!! Anyway, officially the little urchin was born at London's VIP Portland Hospital, but personally I don't believe a word of it, although its possible that Meghan picked up an adopted child from Africa there or at some other secret location known only to Scotland Yard. So, folks, what's your take on the royal family's most mysterious birth yet? Meanwhile, my take, for what its worth, is that the whole thing was an elaborate HOAX!!

Yours in the battle for planet earth, Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK) Cosmic Research Foundation Markapur, A.P. 523316, India E-Mail cosmicrf@hotmail.com Tel 91-8596-224312/9959-684635 Date 18th May 2019