Co-op Funeral Service

From: cosmicrf@hotmail.com

To: cosmicrfgroup

Date: Mon, 5 May 2025 17:45:30 +0100

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Theocratic Parliament of Britain

St Anthony - battling vampires, werewolves, demo(n)crats, capitalists, womens libbers, LGBT queers and psychos

Here in jolly old England everyone is educated and therefore they never think about the reality of their existence on this third rock from the sun on an outer rim of an insignificant galaxy in an endless universe, but in the rest of the world where people still believe in traditional family values and a normal human existence things like birth, marriage and death are still regarded as normal activities which in no way have anything to do with the govt ie. people are born, marry and die without any govt involvement whatsoever, but here in jolly old England everyone is educated by the govt to do whatever the govt tells them to do ie. a nanny state. For example, when you die you have to go along to your local Co-op store and they'll bury you after you pay them thousands of pounds for the privilege, whereas in Third World countries like India where St Anthony spent half his life before being kicked out by the Modi regime for having the wrong skin colour the family deals with the funeral without any govt or third party involvement costing next to nothing. So, my dear brain-dead demo(n)cratic capitalist 9-5 zombie slave, its time to WAKE UP and take back control of your life from the govt and observe traditional family values like the rest of the world does - all those in favour say AYE!!

Yours in the battle for planet earth,

Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK)

Cosmic Research Foundation

Newark, Notts NG24, England

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Date 5th May 2025