Backache Cure!
- cosmicrf
- 2 days ago
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From: cosmicrf@hotmail.com
To: cosmicrfgroup
Date: Tue, 6 May 2025 10:05:30 +0100
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Institute of Alternative Dentistry & Holistic Health
St Anthony - curing disease naturally without drugs, drills, scalpels, dentists or doctors
'If you sleep on a mattress you'll get backache, but if you sleep on a mat you won't' St Anthony
Everyone in jolly old England loves to sleep on comfortable mattresses and lounge in luxury armchairs little realising that doing so is the cause of all their backaches and other ills. Yep, that's right, folks, dumb Brits get brainwashed by all the constant adverts on TV telling them to buy the latest super mattress and comfy armchair and as good brain-dead zombies they all do what they're told and suffer constant aches and pains. Now, even St Anthony's Dad (1918-1989) realised his mistake and stuck a door under his mattress, but if you really want to cure yourself you have to throw out the goddam mattress along with those sofas and armchairs and buy a camping mat and some wooden chairs. Yer, but, St Anthony, you're the only person in the world to tell us that. Yep, you're dead right, buster, as I'm the only person in the world to tell you the TRUTH!!
Yours in the battle for planet earth,
Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK)
Cosmic Research Foundation
Newark, Notts NG24, England
E-Mail cosmicrf@hotmail.com
Tel 44-7742-555574/7719-495111
Date 6th May 2025
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