Second Coming Update Pt 3
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From: cosmicrf@hotmail.com
To: cosmicrfgroup
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 2026 14:32:30 +0100
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Global Theocratic Movement
St Anthony - saving the planet one sinner at a time
St Anthony - saving the universe one planet at a time
Many people may be wondering why Jesus disappeared off the face of the earth 2000 yrs ago on Thurs 18th May AD30 never to be seen again? Well, that's a very good question which many brain-dead dumbed-down drugged-up demo(n)cratic capitalist 9-5 zombie slaves haven't got a clue about and never will as they spend their whole life worshipping demons and money, but it does worry people who've still got a brain that can think, like St Anthony, so, voila, here are the answers a) Jesus can't come back because he's dead b) he told fibs and wasn't really coming back at all c) he got held up in a ding dong battle with Satan's demonic minions d) he lost the battle for the universe and is now living in seclusion in some faraway galaxy e) he got held up in an interstellar traffic jam and will be arriving late. So, folks, that's the lowdown take it or leave it, but as far as St Anthony is concerned he's not letting things rest as they are and has given Jesus a deadline of Thurs 30th May 2030 to return to the Mount of Olives just as he left it in his father's spacecraft or forever hold his peace - so G-O-D its over to YOU!!
Yours in the battle for planet earth,
Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK)
Cosmic Research Foundation
Newark, Notts NG24, England
E-Mail cosmicrf@hotmail.com
Tel 44-7742-555574/7719-495111
Date 26th Aug 2026
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