Christian Rock Festival
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From: cosmicrf@hotmail.com
To: cosmicrfgroup
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 2026 10:59:30 +0100
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Theocratic Parliament of Britain
St Anthony - saving Britain from sinking under the waves of God's wrath
St Anthony - battling vampires, werewolves, demo(n)crats, capitalists, womens libbers, LGBT queers and psychos
O boy, wouldn't ya know!! Yep, that's right, folks, Almighty God's wrath suddenly fell without warning on a so-called Christian sex, drugs and rock n roll festival yesterday afternoon in Wiston, W. Sussex when a large signboard with the words Down the Hill Everything Unmissable was suddenly struck by a whirlwind from Almighty God causing it to fall over and strike several sex, drug and rock n rollers killing one and injuring 6 others. So, all St Anthony can say is REPENT and FORSAKE your hedonistic demo(n)cratic capitalist lifestyle and come join the global theocratic revolution to establish God's paradaisical kingdom on earth - all those in favour say AYE!!
Yours in the battle for planet earth,
Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK)
Cosmic Research Foundation
Newark, Notts NG24, England
E-Mail cosmicrf@hotmail.com
Tel 44-7742-555574/7719-495111
Date 29th Aug 2026
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