Russell Brand Update Pt 4
From: cosmicrf@hotmail.com
To: cosmicrfgroup
Date: Thu, 29 Oct 2026 14:29:30 +0000
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Xtraordinary Men Int'l
St Anthony - battling vampires, werewolves, demo(n)crats, capitalists, womens libbers, LGBT queers, psychos and every goddam alphabet agency under the sun
O boy, it seems Russell Brand was aiming to have sex with a total of 5000 hookers, so the handful of hookers at his trial trying to fleece him of his hard-earned cash is peanuts!! Meanwhile, his beloved wife, Laura, says she dumped him because of all his hook-ups, but eventually came back and married him and they've both been faithful to each other ever since and produced a total of 3 kids. So, all St Anthony can say is leave Russell and his family to live in peace and let the money-grabbing hookers go about their business elsewhere - all those in favour say AYE!!
Yours in the battle for planet earth,
Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK)
Cosmic Research Foundation
Newark, Notts NG24, England
E-Mail cosmicrf@hotmail.com
Tel 44-7742-555574/7719-495111
Date 29th Oct 2026
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