James '007' Bond Update Pt 2
From: cosmicrf@hotmail.com
To: cosmicrfgroup
Date: Sun, 25 Oct 2026 15:02:30 +0000
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St Anthony - battling vampires, werewolves, demo(n)crats, capitalists, womens libbers, LGBT queers, psychos and every goddam alphabet agency under the sun
As you all may know, the new James Bond is shortly to be announced after a long wait, but the problem is they always choose the wrong person as opposed to the most suitable which in the latest case is none other than Henry Cavill, 43, in Kensington who is regarded as virtually out of the running with the last James Bond being the worst of them all ie. a drunken whiskey swigging yobbo named Daniel Craig, 58, which is about the farthest you can go from the original James Bond who was St Anthony Dad's senior officer, David Niven (1910-1983), in the super secret Phantom Unit in World War II, but the film producers chose Sean Connery (1930-2020) instead. So, now after dumping Daniel Craig the producers are left with a motley crew of '007' wannabes none of whom are at all suitable, but Henry Cavill would definitely make Ian Fleming (1908-1964) proud should he be chosen as the one and only nearest to his choice of David Niven, but will the producers listen - no way, Jose!!
Yours in the battle for planet earth,
Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK)
Cosmic Research Foundation
Newark, Notts NG24, England
E-Mail cosmicrf@hotmail.com
Tel 44-7742-555574/7719-495111
Date 25th Oct 2026
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