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Russell Brand Baptised!

To: cosmicrfgroup

Date: Mon, 6 May 2024 09:05:30 +0100

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Xtraordinary Men Int'l

'Join the Russell Brand revolution to save the planet now' St Anthony

'The secret of my success is I don't fear the Devil, the Devil fears me' St Anthony

O boy, the unbelievable has happened!! Yep, that's right, folks, the sex-crazed pervert, Russell Brand, 48, in Henley-on-Thames has been baptised in the Thames during Passover Week on Easter Sunday 28th April 2024, but the whole matter has been classified top secret as no pic is available except a pic of him baptising himself in an ice bath posted on 10th Jan 2024 and nobody knows what religion he belongs to, but he was formerly a Buddhist and his wife, Laura Gallacher, 36, is a Catholic, but he describes his baptism on Easter Sunday as being born again as a CHRISTIAN although it would be better to call himself a Messianic JEW just as Jesus was baptised at the age of 30 as a JEW by John the Baptist in AD29 as Christianity is a pagan religion founded in AD50 by an apostate Jew who claimed the laws of God had been scrapped and the Roman Empire made it the state religion in AD380 with headquarters on the 7 hills of ROME ie. the ANTICHRIST!!

Yours in the battle for planet earth,

Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK)

Cosmic Research Foundation

Newark, Notts NG24, England

Tel 44-7742-555574/7719-495111

Date 6th May 2024



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