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Re: Ayatollah Assassinates Trump!

  • cosmicrf
  • 34 minutes ago
  • 1 min read

To: cosmicrfgroup

Date: Fri, 23 Jan 2026 15:24:30 +0000

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Theocratic Parliament of America

St Anthony - battling vampires, werewolves, demo(n)crats, capitalists and every goddam alphabet agency under the sun

While Trump amasses his vast armada of battleships to wipe out Iran it seems the Ayatollah is resorting to a more God-given means to assassinate Trump if the latest news is anything to go by. Yep, that's right, folks, Trump has now received a massive wallop on his left hand which was caught on camera at Davos yesterday. So, the question is, is this God's vengeance on a deranged mass murdering bipolar psychopath or is it just coincidence? Well, the jury's still out on that one, so all St Anthony can say is hold on to your hats and watch this SPACE!!

Yours in the battle for planet earth,

Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK)

Cosmic Research Foundation

Newark, Notts NG24, England

Tel 44-7742-555574/7719-495111

Date 23rd Jan 2026



 
 
 

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