Re: Alex Salmond Murdered!

From: cosmicrf@hotmail.com

To: cosmicrfgroup

Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2024 12:12:30 +0100

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Theocratic Parliament of Britain

St Anthony - making Britain great again by restoring it to its former pre-colonial glory

O boy, this is unbelievable!! Yep, that's right, folks, anti-royalist and pro-Putin activist, Alex Salmond, 69, was bumped off by his own assistant, Tasmina Sheikh, 54, when she handed him a bottle of Heinz tomato ketchup which no woman can open and requested he open it which he then attempted to do with all his strength resulting in his heart stopping and falling down dead. So, official cause of death is heart failure caused by Tasmina urging him to exert all his might to open a bottle of tomato ketchup which he failed to do and died. Meanwhile, Alex wife, Moira, 87, yes, 87 not 67, is suing Heinz for not putting a warning on the label that Heinz tomato ketchup causes death by bottle opening - WOW!!

Yours in the battle for planet earth,

Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK)

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Date 16th Oct 2024