Higgs Bozo Dies!
From: cosmicrf@hotmail.com
To: cosmicrfgroup
Date: Wed, 10 Apr 2024 07:10:30 +0100
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'Anyone who believes in a big bang big crunch theory is stark raving mad' St Anthony
O well, that's another bozo dead!! Yep, that's right, folks, the inventor of the illusory Higgs boson, Pete Higgs (1929-2024), in Edinburgh has finally pegged it aged 94 and his bosons have now been reintegrated with the universe. I mean, let's face it, anyone who believes that the universe started with a big bang and ends in a big crunch needs to be sectioned in a nut house. Yer, but, St Anthony, you're an uneducated imbecile, so how do you know anything about anything? Good question, my dear Watson, well, its simple really, Jesus was totally uneducated, but knew more than anyone else in the universe, why, because he, like St Anthony and all great men before him, PRAYED and FASTED in the desert to receive enlightenment. Yer, but, St Anthony, all great men have been educated at Oxford & Cambridge and Harvard & Yale. NO, absolutely NOT, they know NOTHING and will always know nothing ad infinitum. O my God, St Anthony, you're NUTS!! Yep, that's right, my dear demented Oxford-educated dimwit, but I prefer to do things Jesus way than the Devil's way - so bye bye, Mr Higgs bozo, and GOOD RIDDANCE!!
Yours in the battle for planet earth,
Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK)
Cosmic Research Foundation
Newark, Notts NG24, England
E-Mail cosmicrf@hotmail.com
Tel 44-7742-555574/7719-495111
Date 10th April 2024
