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Hell is Real!

To: cosmicrfgroup

Date: Thu, 18 Apr 2024 13:49:30 +0100

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Global Theocratic Movement

'Does anyone really give a damn about burning forever in hellfire' St Anthony

'After the obliteration of Gaza, Israel is now turning its attention to the obliteration of Iran' St Anthony

'Scientists don't know anything and never will as looking through a microscope or a telescope doesn't prove anything' St Anthony

Hi, sailors, ever wondered why no one seems to give a toss about going to eternal hellfire forever and ever? Well, the answer's simple, they don't believe hell exists. Yep, that's right, my dear demented brain-dead infidels, everything God, Jesus and the Bible says is all BALONEY!! Hey, St Anthony, are you calling God a liar? Look, dummo, I use hyperbole to get the message across to your brainwashed brain-dead brain, capito? So, its either a question of God being a liar or God telling the truth. Well, if you say it like that, it appears God is a liar as God loves everyone and would never send anyone to eternal hell. Well, my dear dumbed-down drugged-up demo(n)cratic capitalist zombie, if God allowed everyone to go to heaven then heaven would become hell and that's why the location of planet Hoova is classified top secret to prevent all the demo(n)cratic capitalist infidels from getting there. Wow, St Anthony, I never thought of it like that, so maybe just maybe you're right. Of course, I'm right as earth is a hell planet, but originally God wanted to upgrade earth to a heavenly planet, but then got cold feet as it would entail the mass murder of 99.9% of the earth's population. Anyway, I've given God a deadline of Thurs 30th May 2030 to upgrade planet earth to a heavenly planet or forever hold his peace - so all I can say is hold on to your hats and watch this SPACE!!

Yours in the battle for planet earth,

Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK)

Cosmic Research Foundation

Newark, Notts NG24, England

Tel 44-7742-555574/7719-495111

Date 18th April 2024



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