Greater than Jesus!
From: cosmicrf@hotmail.com To: cosmicrfgroup Date: Sun, 24 Jan 2021 14:08:30 +0530 Attachment: agpchrist.jpg (50.2 KB) Global Theocratic Movement 'Verily verily I say unto you, he that believeth on me the works that I do shall he do also and greater works than these shall he do' Jesus Christ, Jerusalem 6th April AD30 Hello, sailors, this is gonna be extremely controversial, but that's perfectly normal for St Anthony, right, so no big deal. Okay, this is probably the most mindblowing statement that Jesus ever made at the end of his 1 yr ministry from April AD29-April AD30 at the Last Supper on the eve of Passover on 6th April AD30. So, what did Jesus say, O great sage of the universe? Well, he said an awful lot that evening, but one statement stands out from all the rest and that is Jn 14.12 which ststes that his disciples could do greater works than Jesus did. Yer, but, St Anthony, Jesus created the universe in 6 days, so how can we do greater works than that? Well, try using your BRAIN, dummo!! Well, the Bible says that Jesus was God and made the universe in 6 x 24 hr days and that the earth is flat or more precisely square with a dome over it containing light bulbs and if you go too far in any direction you'll fall off the edge. Yer yer yer, we all know what the Bible says, but what does your BRAIN say? Durr, well, I don't use my brain because the Bible is the word of God, right? Yer, I thought so, so until you start using your BRAIN you'll never get the answer to anything - capito? Not really, because I only believe in the Bible. Well, that's your problem, dummo, so don't expect me or anyone else to help you. So, bye bye, and good riddance!! Now, where were we? O yes, doing greater works than Jesus. Well, first off, Jesus did not make the universe in 6 days as the universe made Jesus, so that solves that one. Now, Jesus made a rather botched attempt at saving the Jews resulting in his crucifixion on Fri 7th April AD30 and resuscitation 39 hrs later at 6am on Sun 9th April AD30 and ascension from the Mount of Olives into his father's spacecraft on Thurs 18th May AD30 never to be seen again despite promises that he would return shortly thereafter. So, where does that leave us 2000 yrs later? Well, everyone's still waiting for good ole JC to show up, but hope is fading fast as the New World Order of the Antichrist takes full control of everything we think, say and do. Anyway, St Anthony has taken the bull by the horns and made a final and last deadline for Jesus to return on Thurs 30th May 2030 and establish God's paradaisical kingdom on earth with Jerusalem as its headquarters with 144,000 circumcised celibate Jewish end-time saints ruling over it. Anyway, be that as it may, its now highly unlikely that this will ever be accomplished, but we all live in HOPE, don't we? For without hope we might as well all jump off a cliff. So, folks, fancy doing greater works than Jesus and SAVE the planet from the dastardly Antichrist yourselves? No, thought not, but it was worth a try, right? Anyway, St Anthony continues on regardless establishing the paradaisical kingdom of God on earth whether you goddam like it or not - so stuff that up your exhaust pipe, Mr Bible Believer, and smoke it!! Yours in the battle for planet earth, Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK) Cosmic Research Foundation Markapur, A.P. 523316, India E-Mail cosmicrf@hotmail.com Tel 91-8596-224312/9959-684635 Date 24th Jan 2021
