Britain Demise Update
From: cosmicrf@hotmail.com
To: cosmicrfgroup
Date: Sun, 30 Jun 2024 10:29:30 +0100
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Theocratic Parliament of Britain
St Anthony - making Britain great again by restoring it to its former pre-colonial glory
O boy, can you believe it!! Yep, that's right, the MOD says its unable to defend Britain if Putin launches an all out attack on jolly old England. Why, because its only got 4 Typhoons to repel attacks, 2 at Lossiemouth and 2 down the road from St Anthony's cave in Sherwood Forest at Coningsby, so they've ordered up a squadron of World War II Spitfires to defend jolly old England from the Commies. However, sadly, one of the Spitfires did a nosedive into someone's back garden at Coningsby recently, so we're only left with a handful of airworthy Spitfires, but with the Brits stiff upper lip and Churchill puffing away on his trademark cigar we'll win the war. However, as St Anthony has said all along if Churchill had joined forces with Hitler and defeated the Commies we'd all be living in paradise today. O well, c'est la vie, that's life as they say in old Chinatown!!
Yours in the battle for planet earth,
Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK)
Cosmic Research Foundation
Newark, Notts NG24, England
E-Mail cosmicrf@hotmail.com
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Date 30th June 2024