Alex Salmond Murdered!
From: cosmicrf@hotmail.com
To: cosmicrfgroup
Date: Sun, 13 Oct 2024 12:40:30 +0100
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Theocratic Parliament of Britain
St Anthony - making Britain great again by restoring it to its former pre-colonial glory
O boy, looks like another hit job by the Firm after the Duke gave orders to MI6 to bump off Princess Di for being naughty and now we've got Scottish Independence activist, Alex Salmond, 69, bumped off for being anti-British and a pal of Pooty while eating lunch at the Inex Olgica Hotel in the lakeside town of Ohrid in Macedonia on 12th Oct 2024 the day after his 7 min speech on Scottish Independence on 11th Oct. However, the rumour doing the rounds is it was a heart attack rather than food poisoning, although it could be food poisoning causing a heart attack or food was okay but someone pressed a button causing a heart attack. Anyway, whatever it may be, the Firm seems to be at it again albeit without the Queen and Duke, but Charlie boy as head of the Firm has now given the nod to MI6 to dispose of dear ole Alex for being a Firm hater and pal of Pooty which is definitely not British. So, all St Anthony can say is RIP, dear Alex, and may the Force be with YOU!!
Yours in the battle for planet earth,
Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK)
Cosmic Research Foundation
Newark, Notts NG24, England
E-Mail cosmicrf@hotmail.com
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Date 13th Oct 2024
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