Bondi Bather Vanishes!
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From: cosmicrf@hotmail.com
To: cosmicrfgroup
Date: Fri, 5 Jun 2026 21:35:30 +0100
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Theocratic Parliament of Australia
St Anthony - making Australia great again by restoring it to its rightful owners the Native Australian Aborigines
O boy, looks like she's a gonna!! Yep, that's right, folks, after Dating Naked producer, Katie Walker, 46, vanished into thin air while going for a dip at Bondi Beach on 23rd May 2026 its now assumed she was gobbled up by a great white shark who have a habit of eating bathers for breakfast. So, all St Anthony can say is farewell, Katie, and may the angels escort you to your heavenly abode in the happy hunting ground in the sky.
Yours in the battle for planet earth,
Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK)
Cosmic Research Foundation
Newark, Notts NG24, England
E-Mail cosmicrf@hotmail.com
Tel 44-7742-555574/7719-495111
Date 5th June 2026
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