Womens Lib Update
From: cosmicrf@hotmail.com
To: cosmicrfgroup
Date: Tue, 10 Sep 2024 14:09:30 +0100
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Global Theocratic Movement
St Anthony - battling vampires, werewolves, demo(n)crats, capitalists, womens libbers, LGBT queers and psychos
Hi, sailors, ever wondered why God's a MAN and all the angels are MEN? Well, its basically because God just doesn't trust women ie. there are no women in heaven, only men. Yer, but, St Anthony, what about Mary Magdalene whom Jesus saved and Jesus Mum, Mary? Good question, Dr Watson, and admittedly it is WEIRD ie. women are kept on hell planets like earth and consequently when God wanted a woman to bear his only begotten son, Jesus, he had to come down to a hell planet to find one and, lo and behold, it was a MARRIED woman named Mary w/o Joseph of Nazareth, but their marriage had not yet been consummated, thus Mary was still a VIRGIN at the time of God's insemination in Aug 3BC with birth in Bethlehem on Feast of Firstfruits Sun 20th April 2BC. Wow, St Anthony, how'd ya know all this? Simple, my dear Watson, those who follow Jesus with their whole heart will know the truth and the truth will set them free. Wow, that's FREAKY. Sure is, buster, but the idea that there are no women in heaven is even FREAKIER, but there's still the question of where exactly are women like Mary Magdalene and Mary m/o Jesus? The answer is I don't know for sure where they are unless there's a part of earth reserved for holy women which is separate from the fires of molten lava, but I have argued the issue with God for a long time now regarding heaven being only for men and not women as men generally start to crack up without a woman around ie. men can't live without women and can't live with them which is a never-ending conundrum which God solves by keeping women on hell planets like earth to which men can go to find a wife, but maybe just maybe God will eventually allow certain women into heaven and then men and women can live happily ever after - wow, St Anthony, maybe just maybe God WILL!!
Yours in the battle for planet earth,
Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK)
Cosmic Research Foundation
Newark, Notts NG24, England
E-Mail cosmicrf@hotmail.com
Tel 44-7742-555574/7719-495111
Date 10th Sept 2024
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