Uri Geller Update
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From: cosmicrf@hotmail.com
To: cosmicrfgroup
Date: Wed, 8 Jul 2026 08:16:30 +0100
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St Anthony's pal, Uri Geller aka Archangel Uriel, 79, in Tel Aviv, Israel is still bending spoons as he did when St Anthony visited his residence in Sonning, Berks in the early 1990s, but the question is why is the Archangel Uriel spending his time on planet earth bending spoons? Well, its simple really as Uri is a money-making CAPITALIST and didn't want to use his supernatural powers to heal the sick like Jesus did as he'd have a queue a mile long outside his residence. So, is Uri's time on planet earth totally wasted? Well, yes, it is to a great extent, but at 79 he's pushing his luck to be able to spend his time healing the sick, raising the dead and saving the planet, but we do know he wants to wipe out the Palestinians and take over Gaza and the West Bank ie. the policies of mass murdering baby killer, Bibi Netanyahu. So, all St Anthony can say is REPENT, O great Archangel Uriel, and come join the global theocratic revolution to overthrow the Antichrist and establish God's paradaisical kingdom on earth - AMEN!!
Yours in the battle for planet earth,
Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK)
Cosmic Research Foundation
Newark, Notts NG24, England
E-Mail cosmicrf@hotmail.com
Tel 44-7742-555574/7719-495111
Date 8th July 2026
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