Starmer Piracy Update
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From: cosmicrf@hotmail.com
To: cosmicrfgroup
Date: Mon, 15 Jun 2026 10:04:30 +0100
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Theocratic Parliament of Britain
'Stop crime, satanism and child abuse - lock up the police, judiciary and the govt' St Anthony
Following in the footsteps of his superhero, bipolar psycho Trump, who's become the world's greatest pirate since Blackbeard, stark raving mad Starmer has decided that PIRACY is the way to go and has now ordered navy commandos to capture the Smyrtos oil tanker off the coast of southern England early yesterday morning and nick all its oil a la Starmer's superhero, Trump, has been doing since his invasion of Venezuela. So, all St Anthony can say is lock up both Starmer and Trump and make both Britain and America great again - all those in favour say AYE!!
Yours in the battle for planet earth,
Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK)
Cosmic Research Foundation
Newark, Notts NG24, England
E-Mail cosmicrf@hotmail.com
Tel 44-7742-555574/7719-495111
Date 15th June 2026
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