St Anthony Update
From: cosmicrf@hotmail.com
To: cosmicrfgroup
Date: Fri, 6 Sep 2024 03:45:30 +0100
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St Anthony - battling vampires, werewolves, demo(n)crats, capitalists, womens libbers, LGBT queers and psychos
While St Anthony should theoretically be one of the richest people in the world with several stately homes and 10,000 acres of prime real estate, he's actually one of the poorest people in the world owning basically NOTHING!! Yep, that's right, my dear demo(n)cratic capitalist dimwits, you see if you choose, like St Anthony, to forsake demo(n)cracy and capitalism to follow Jesus you're going to be tested to the limit ie. the total loss of all things. So, voila, everything that St Anthony owned or had the right to own was all totally nicked, destroyed and otherwise disposed of leaving him with only his beloved cave in the Indian wilderness which he likewise lost after mad dog Modi kicked him out of India for being the wrong skin colour. So, all he's got left now is his private rented cave in Sherwood Forest a la his nemesis Robin Hood - pretty neat, huh.
Yours in the battle for planet earth,
Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK)
Cosmic Research Foundation
Newark, Notts NG24, England
E-Mail cosmicrf@hotmail.com
Tel 44-7742-555574/7719-495111
Date 6th Sept 2024
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