Jay Slater Case Pt 9
- cosmicrf
- Jul 13, 2024
- 1 min read
From: cosmicrf@hotmail.com
To: cosmicrfgroup
Date: Sat, 13 Jul 2024 17:09:30 +0100
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UFO Research & Advisory Service
St Anthony - revealing the truth about the alien presence on earth
O boy, you just couldn't believe it!! Yep, that's right, folks, the latest madcap theory regarding the disappearance of holidaymaker, Jay Slater, 19, in Accrington, Lancs from his room in Masca, Tenerife on 17th June 2024 is that he took a hike over the mountains and caught a lift on a passing luxury super yacht - ha ha ha, what a JOKE!! In fact, Mr Plod and his brain-dead ensemble of amateur sleuths claim that a 14ft Belgium yacht named Maruba picked up Jay from Masca beach, but the Maruba yacht was only sighted heading SE off the southern tip of Tenerife on 28th June 2024 11 days after Jay vanished into thin air, but the brain-dead masses of amateur sleuths all believe the fake Alice in Wonderland stories invented by Mr Plod. O well, c'est la vie, that's life as they say in old Chinatown!!
Yours in the battle for planet earth,
Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK)
Cosmic Research Foundation
Newark, Notts NG24, England
E-Mail cosmicrf@hotmail.com
Tel 44-7742-555574/7719-495111
Date 13th July 2024
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