James '007' Bond Update
From: cosmicrf@hotmail.com
To: cosmicrfgroup
Date: Mon, 10 Mar 2025 16:30:30 +0000
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Xtraordinary Men Int'l
'Be afraid, be very afraid, James '007' Bolt is coming to town' St Anthony
'James '007' Bolt - licensed by the Queen to shoot porn movies and kill scumbags' St Anthony
Everyone knows by now that there's only and only ever will be one real life James Bond - James '007' Bolt, 48, in St Ives, Cornwall who was dumped by his Jewish billionairess wife, Haley Meijer, 39, in Beverly Glen, CA after she'd given birth to his beloved only begotten son, Dresden, in San Antonio, TX on 28th Dec 2012. However, despite James being a real life James Bond, film producers are still looking for a reel life James Bond to replace the whiskey-swigging Daniel Craig, 57, who is the complete antithesis of what Ian Fleming's suave debonair shaken not stirred James Bond was like and who wanted David Niven to play the role which eventually went to Sean Connery. So, folks, its decision time in movieland, you either choose the real life James Bond, James '007' Bolt, or you choose a reel life James Bond - the CHOICE, my dear James Bond fan, is YOURS!!
Yours in the battle for planet earth,
Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK)
Cosmic Research Foundation
Newark, Notts NG24, England
E-Mail cosmicrf@hotmail.com
Tel 44-7742-555574/7719-495111
Date 10th March 2025
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