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James '007' Bolt Update

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Date: Wed, 25 Dec 2024 07:49:30 +0000

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Xtraordinary Men Int'l

'Be afraid, be very afraid, James '007' Bolt is coming to town' St Anthony

'James '007' Bolt - licensed by the Queen to shoot porn movies and kill scumbags' St Anthony

Well, wouldn't ya know, our intrepid 'X-Man' extraordinaire, James '007' Bolt aka Archangel Michael aka James Michael Casbolt, 47, in Cornwall has sent us his latest update regarding his experiences at Erlestoke Supermax in Devizes, Wilts prior to his release on 23rd July 2019 where he magically vanished into thin air but eventually resurfaced back down in Cornwall.

So, when they sent me to Erlestoke prison near Miles they put me in a cell with a guy who had just done a major TV documentary about child sex offences. I didn't really have much choice about who they were putting in the cells with me. Next thing I hear a price has been put on both our heads by a scouse drug lord. They moved us to an infamous wing called Silbury B. One of the biggest guys on the wing a huge blond guy that looks like the boxer Jake Paul has taken on the contract. The guards have gone around to all the prisoners and told them what my cellmate was in for. The prison guards arrange it so a supply of anabolic steroids are given to the huge blond guy. One night he comes into the cell after dinner with his buddy pumped up and off his head on steroids. He starts attacking my cellmate and I jump off the bunk to split them up. He punches me full blast in the face about 5 times. The strange thing is it had no effect. It felt like butterflies were landing on my face. There was a look of disbelief on his face as I think he was a semi-pro boxer. He loads up for a another combination punch and this time I ducked under the punches and came up with a left hook. This punch launched him across the room and he smashed into the mirror on the other side of the cell. I followed him across the room and started unloading my own combination punches. His friend who was waiting by the door screamed lets go. He tried to run out of the cell back to his own cell. He was semi-conscious and his legs were almost giving out on him as I ran behind him through the corridor heavy breathing a few inches behind his neck. James 24th Dec 2024

Yours in the battle for planet earth,

Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK)

Cosmic Research Foundation

Newark, Notts NG24, England

Tel 44-7742-555574/7719-495111

Date 25th Dec 2024




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