James '007' Bolt Nicked Again!
From: cosmicrf@hotmail.com
To: cosmicrfgroup
Date: Tue, 27 Aug 2024 17:25:30 +0100
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Xtraordinary Men Int'l
'Be afraid, be very afraid, James '007' Bolt is coming to town' St Anthony
'James '007' Bolt - licensed by the Queen to shoot porn movies and kill scumbags' St Anthony
O boy, this is unbelievable!! Yep, that's right, folks, our intrepid 'X-Man' James '007' Bolt aka Archangel Michael has been nicked again for attempting to take over Penzance Council and establish the independent free state of Casboltland with James '007' Bolt as the BOSS - pretty freaky, huh. Anyway, St Anthony supports James 100% after his wayward billionairess wife, Haley Meijer, 39, nicked all his money, house and beloved only begotten son, Dresden, and left him penniless in the street as did St Anthony's wife. So, us menfolk have to stick together amidst the onslaught of rabid womens libbers who want to use men as doormats to wipe their feet. So, all those who want to join the Men's Liberation Movement to establish traditional family values say AYE!!
Yours in the battle for planet earth,
Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK)
Cosmic Research Foundation
Newark, Notts NG24, England
E-Mail cosmicrf@hotmail.com
Tel 44-7742-555574/7719-495111
Date 27th Aug 2024
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