Identifying Zombies
From: cosmicrf@hotmail.com To: cosmicrfgroup Date: Fri, 22 Jan 2021 16:09:30 +0530 Attachment: zombieapocalypse.jpg (388 KB) Global Theocratic Movement St Anthony - going where no man has gone before As the world hurtles ever further towards the total zombification of 7.8 billion unsuspecting people it becomes more and more important for the remaining handful of people living out in the caves and dens of the earth to remain strong in the face of an army of 7.8 billion ZOMBIES!! So, folks, what are the identifying marks of a zombie? Well, the first very obvious mark is that they all wear diapers over their face. They say this is to prevent them from getting the dreaded lurgy aka common cold which has killed zillions throughout the universe, including G-O-D. The second very obvious mark is that they don't go near anyone and consequently never shake hands, hug, kiss or have sex and as a result will eventually become extinct - well, hurray for that!! Well, St Anthony, the most wise sage in the universe, any other suggestions? Yer, well, they all go inside hospitals and get injected with some sh~t and tanked full of drugs and if they're lucky they get put on a ventilator and die or get put on an altar and get stabbed with a scalpel and have their heart ripped out and offered as a sacrifice to Satan - pretty neat, huh. Then, what else, most wondrous one? Look, dummo, think for yourself for a change, you can't be dependent on me all the time. O sure, St Anthony, king of the universe, your most humble servant will obey your every command. Yer, well, thanks, mate, and in the immortal words of Luke Skywalker and Han Solo, may the Force be with YOU!! Yours in the battle for planet earth, Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK) Cosmic Research Foundation Markapur, A.P. 523316, India E-Mail cosmicrf@hotmail.com Tel 91-8596-224312/9959-684635 Date 22nd Jan 2021