Ducky Boy Retires!
- cosmicrf
- Jul 19
- 1 min read
Updated: Jul 31
From: cosmicrf@hotmail.com
To: cosmicrfgroup
Date: Sat, 19 Jul 2025 15:45:30 +0100
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Theocratic Parliament of Britain
St Anthony - battling vampires, werewolves, demo(n)crats, capitalists, womens libbers, LGBT queers and psychos
Indian born ducky boy, Cliff Richard, 84, is now planning to retire as he doesn't want to drop down dead on stage. Interestingly, St Anthony met him at Emmanuel Church, Northwood in the early 1970's where he was being very ducky and kept preening his hair in a ducky sort of way, but throughout his life he always kept quiet about his duckiness, but did openly support queer marriage, especially after hooking up with his boyfriend, Fr John McElynn, 71, in New York. So, farewell, dear Cliff, but had you forsook your duckiness and married the love of your life, Sue Barker, 69, you would have had a chance of making it to heaven, but sadly you chose to be a queer and burn forever in eternal hell. O well, c'est la vie, that's life as they say in old Chinatown!!
Yours in the battle for planet earth,
Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK)
Cosmic Research Foundation
Newark, Notts NG24, England
E-Mail cosmicrf@hotmail.com
Tel 44-7742-555574/7719-495111
Date 19th July 2025
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