Do Women Go To Heaven?
From: cosmicrf@hotmail.com
To: cosmicrfgroup
Date: Mon, 10 Mar 2025 07:08:30 +0000
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Global Theocratic Movement
St Anthony - battling vampires, werewolves, demo(n)crats, capitalists, womens libbers, LGBT queers and psychos
Hi, sailors, this is controversial!! Yep, that's right, folks, ever wondered what God's view on women is? No, of course you haven't as women run the world and the universe. WRONG, women don't run anything, period. Yer, but, St Anthony, God loves women and died to save them from hell. No, he didn't!! O boy, St Anthony, you're gonna get hung, drawn and quartered by women. Yer, guess I am, but as G-O-D's spokesman on earth, I'm sworn to tell the TRUTH. So, what is the truth, O great sage of the universe? The truth, my dear Watson, is that God in his wisdom confined women to hell planets like earth rather than have them running all round the universe leading men astray. Wow, St Anthony, that's FREAKY!! Sure is, buster, but G-O-D knows what he's doing and, by the way, that's the reason why he didn't marry a woman in heaven as there ain't any and had to come down to a hell planet like earth to select a woman to begat his beloved only begotten son, Jesus, despite the fact that she was already married, but if anyone asked Jesus who his Dad was he'd just say Joe ie. Joe from the planet Hoova aka heaven - pretty neat, huh.
Yours in the battle for planet earth,
Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK)
Cosmic Research Foundation
Newark, Notts NG24, England
E-Mail cosmicrf@hotmail.com
Tel 44-7742-555574/7719-495111
Date 10th March 2025
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