Boxing Promoter Arrested!
- Aug 11
- 1 min read
From: cosmicrf@hotmail.com
To: cosmicrfgroup
Date: Tue, 11 Aug 2026 12:55:30 +0100
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Xtraordinary Men Int'1
St Anthony - battling vampires, werewolves, demo(n)crats, capitalists, and every goddam alphabet agency under the sun
O boy, Mr Plod has done it this time!! Yep, that's right, folks, the police have arrested the boxing equivalent of UFC promoter, Dana White, 57, Daniel Kinahan, 49, who was bestest friends on Facebook with Irish gypsy king, Tyson Fury, 37, but is now behind bars at Portlaoise Supermax awaiting trial for being the world's greatest mafia gangster - ha ha ha, is this a JOKE? Nope, its alleged that Danny is a mafia gangster, but Danny denies all wrongdoing and says he's been made the fall guy a la St Anthony's late pal Gordon Novel's best mate Lee Harvey Oswald. So, all St Anthony can say is hang on in there and watch this SPACE!!
Yours in the battle for planet earth,
Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK)
Cosmic Research Foundation
Newark, Notts NG24, England
E-Mail cosmicrf@hotmail.com
Tel 44-7742-555574/7719-495111
Date 11th Aug 2026
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