Birthday Funds

From: cosmicrf@hotmail.com To: reesheather@hotmail.com; jerrypike9@gmail.com; robinhubertfitszgeraldpike@hotmail.com;jolpike@hotmail.com; danielzeredpike@gmail.com; pikeanna@hotmail.com; christinme3@hotmail.co.uk;angela.pike.gospelite@gmail.com; sarapikoda@hotmail.co.uk; jonathanpietropinto@hotmail.co.uk; damsel_god@yahoo.com; helenapike@gmail.com Date: Wed, 8 Apr 2020 17:24:30 +0530 Attachment: agpaustin.jpg (152 KB)

Hi Heather & All, The total global lockdown has caused havoc everywhere over what is no more than a common cold disguised as a corona virus which is the scientific name for the common cold. Yes, of course, there is an agenda to this whole bogus corona virus scam, but I won't boggle your mind now with all the details. Suffice is to say we are now living in a global Orwellian police state which was prophesied way back in 1949. Anyway, Heather, I'm sure you're aware that its my 70th birthday tomorrow and this evening I will be celebrating the Passover as per Jewish tradition with some roast lamb which I managed to obtain at an exorbitant price. Nearly everything here is closed and is likely to remain so till the end of the month, although we had been promised the lockdown would be lifted on 14th April, but now the word is it will continue at least till the end of the month making everyone bankrupt and starving to death for the sake of a goddam common cold!! Anyway, Heather, as funds are now nearly out it would be nice for you to send the next instalment by tomorrow ie. as a birthday gift. The only problem is my regular Western Union agent is closed due to lockdown, so there will be some difficulty in encashment and transportation to and from town is also a serious problem as I don't even have a bicycle!! N.B. As far as I'm concerned all govts are INSANE!! P.S. I hear Boris is now recovering from his cold bout after being rushed to hospital after testing positive for insanity!! Meanwhile, I hope everyone is managing during the lockdown in UK where you can be arrested for walking down the street, sunbathing on the beach and taking the dog for a walk in the park. Yes, George Orwell was definitely RIGHT!! With love to all, Tony