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Corona Vodka Cure!

From: cosmicrf@hotmail.com

To: cosmicrfgroup

Date: Sun, 29 Mar 2020 16:34:30 +0530

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Theocratic Parliament of Russia St Anthony - curing disease naturally without drugs, drills, scalpels, dentists or doctors After St Anthony pushed the idea of downing bottles of whiskey to cure the corona virus aka common cold, the Russians have started knocking back gallons of VODKA - ha ha ha, what a JOKE!! However, we know that bottles of whiskey cured the Spanish flu along with regular exercise, so why not the common cold, huh? Meanwhile, the economies of the world have all collapsed with the ongoing global lockdown aka martial law and people, especially here in India, are getting more and more agitated as there's no food and water with the police brutally enforcing the total ban of everything. Meanwhile, the Chaiwalla-in-Chief, Mr Bigshot Narendra Modi, 69, in Delhi has pleaded with the starving masses to send him tens of millions of rupees into his personal bank account to help prevent him from getting the ginormously deadly corona virus which has now killed a massively ginormous 25 people out of a population of 1.4 billion and most of those were probably elderly who would have died anyway. So, what's Mr Bigshot's game? Well, the usual modus operandi here in India is that bigshots stash ill-gotten gains in offshore accounts in Switzerland et al, but Modi claims he's going to spend all the money on food parcels to the starving millions after the lockdown cut off their food supply. Yer, but, Mr Bigshot, why don't you just scrap the lockdown and let everyone go to the shops and restaurants as normal as its extremely difficult to believe any govt official in India as they're all LIARS!! Look, Mr St Anthony, do you wanna go back into a filthy stinking Indian jail again like you did back in 2013 and have to eat all the sh~t food and be surrounded by giant rats and be bitten by thousands of mosquitoes? So, shut the f~ck up or the Special Branch psycho killers will be banging on your door again and dragging you off to jail or taking you out into the forest and putting a bullet in your head. Yer, thanks for the favour, Mr '007' James Bond Q Branch, as I'm now going to be 70 in a few days and I'm dying from the 104F heat anyway. So, welcome, and, yes, I will give you a cup of Indian chai as a farewell gift - HOWZAT!! Yours in the battle for planet earth, Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK) Cosmic Research Foundation Markapur, A.P. 523316, India E-Mail cosmicrf@hotmail.com Tel 91-8596-224312/9959-684635 Date 29th March 2020

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